Seeking Sisters in Law

Desperately seeking two sisters in law. If you are interested in either of my brothers in law and are willing to accept some minor flaws, please contact me.

name: Loyd
age: 28
status: student
type: smart and beautiful, prefers liberal Mormon chick with a testimony (but who is not perfect) and who knows how to have a good time

selling points:

intelligent--could walk at an unbelievable 8 months, early talker and reader

still has a full head of hair (is able to manage stress very well or has a relaxed outlook on life)

is able to gain/lose 15 lbs. in a matter of weeks

future professor

multicultural

is good with kids

isn't fussy about food (so if you don't know how to cook yet, don't worry, he'll eat almost anything).

enjoys playing games (prefers the competitive type that keeps score)

enjoys reading and writing, biking, hiking, camping, snow boarding, and laying out

has a rich collections of books, music, and movies

return missionary from Hawaii (if you can call that a mission:))

studying philosophy

good with computers

heads up on the following:

likes to hang nephews upside down over the toilet

due to being a student, he is poor, but don't worry he has the potential to make money in the future (look at it as an opportunity for you to fulfill your career dreams)

narcissistic (has a club vowing him your favorite Ericson)

is unable to say "I'm sorry" (but don't worry, his older brother, my husband, was the same way and with a few tricks he's a changed man. Let me know when you are ready to talk)

suffering from "middle child syndrome" (still complains about never ever having his own room growing up)

makes monkey noises when seeking attention

is cynical when down

lactose intolerant

Name: Bobby
age: 25
status: student
type: taken (if you have a boyfriend already, he will be more than willing to work with you)

strengths:

tall , dark, and cute

cute, button nose

has amazing hair

life of the party

very active at church

did I mention cute as a button?

future nurse or doctor

owns lots of books, music, movies, and video games

enjoys eating, hanging out, making friends

is very social

good with kids

can hold down a job

has a large wardrobe and a nice car

heads up:

has nightmares

possible adult onset diabetes

has a hard time saying "I'm sorry" (but like I said, call me when you're ready to talk)

is attached to his cell phone and texting

doesn't wash his hands

baby of the family (spoiled, for example-- last Christmas his holiday was ruined because the dog ate his chocolate)

occasionally smells like dirty socks (at which point the nephews have said "bobby, go home and take a shower, you smell)